I'm off the France tomorrow for the annual flicking a ruler on the edge of a desk contest.
It's held annually in the dor doing.
Supporter of the A10 corridor cycling campaign serving Royston to Cambridge http://a10corridorcycle.com. Never knew gardening secateurs were an essential part of the on bike tool kit until I took up campaigning.....
Mick F wrote:What do you give an elephant for diarrhoea?
A walk about the allotment then some more of those laxative buns. Better than a muck spreader!
Cugel
“Practical men who believe themselves to be quite exempt from any intellectual influence are usually the slaves of some defunct economist”.
John Maynard Keynes
This notice can now be found in many French churches:
En entrant dans cette église, il est possible que vous entendiez l'appel de Dieu. Par contre, il n’est pas susceptible de vous contacter par téléphone. Merci d'avoir éteint votre téléphone.
Si vous souhaitez parler à Dieu, entrez, choisissez un endroit tranquille et parle lui. Si vous souhaitez le voir, envoyez-lui un SMS enconduisant.
Translation
It is possible that on entering this church, you may hear the Call of God. On the other hand, it is not likely that he will contact you by phone. Thank you for turning off your phone.
If you would like to talk to God, come in, choose a quiet place, and talk to him. If you would like to see him, send him a text while driving.
Absolutely true, this one: a solid gold toilet has been stolen at Blenheim Palace: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-o ... e-49700620 Police are investigating at the scene but have nothing to go on..... (*groan*)
Suppose that this room is a lift. The support breaks and down we go with ever-increasing velocity. Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments... --- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).