Ok Ok .......

Use this board for general non-cycling-related chat, or to introduce yourself to the forum.
User avatar
bikely-challenged
Posts: 159
Joined: 16 Aug 2008, 12:46pm
Location: Argyll & Bute

Post by bikely-challenged »

Flippin' Eck, there's some strange looking blokes on this thread :shock:

John Hurt, Paxman, Duncan Bannatyne, Rod Liddell.....I've been left with some very disturbing mental images. :(

You can keep your brainiacs and chocolate, give me muscles and looks every time:

Image

Shallow? Me? :wink:
-----------------------------------------------------------
DISCLAIMER: The above constitutes my personal opinion only on any given subject. Other opinions are available.
kwackers
Posts: 15643
Joined: 4 Jun 2008, 9:29pm
Location: Warrington

Post by kwackers »

bikely-challenged wrote:Flippin' Eck, there's some strange looking blokes on this thread :shock:

John Hurt, Paxman, Duncan Bannatyne, Rod Liddell.....I've been left with some very disturbing mental images. :(

You can keep your brainiacs and chocolate, give me muscles and looks every time:


Shallow? Me? :wink:


Would you settle for muscles, looks AND intelligence? :wink:
morris dancer

Post by morris dancer »

...now a nice pair of male legs and backside in cycling shorts... :D :D :D :D
User avatar
bikely-challenged
Posts: 159
Joined: 16 Aug 2008, 12:46pm
Location: Argyll & Bute

Post by bikely-challenged »

kwackers wrote:
Would you settle for muscles, looks AND intelligence? :wink:


Well of course the whole thing is academic as I'm very happily married. No man could compete with Hubby, obviously.

















Phew, he's gone back in the shed. :wink:
-----------------------------------------------------------
DISCLAIMER: The above constitutes my personal opinion only on any given subject. Other opinions are available.
kwackers
Posts: 15643
Joined: 4 Jun 2008, 9:29pm
Location: Warrington

Post by kwackers »

morris dancer wrote:...now a nice pair of male legs and backside in cycling shorts... :D :D :D :D



PLEASE.

I'm eating my tea. :x
morris dancer

Post by morris dancer »

bikely-challenged wrote:
kwackers wrote:
Would you settle for muscles, looks AND intelligence? :wink:


Well of course the whole thing is academic as I'm very happily married. No man could compete with Hubby, obviously.


it certainly is, my new boyfriend doesn't ride a bike! :shock: but there is just something about him.... ( and i am not even being smutty)
and he doesn't morris dance.....
















Phew, he's gone back in the shed. :wink:
User avatar
jan19
Posts: 1606
Joined: 3 Jan 2008, 9:26pm
Location: Orpington, Kent

Post by jan19 »

Tennis players are rather nice... Roger Federer is very suave, and Rafael Nadal is very fit indeed.
Not sure about Andy Murray though...

Jan
User avatar
bikely-challenged
Posts: 159
Joined: 16 Aug 2008, 12:46pm
Location: Argyll & Bute

Post by bikely-challenged »

jan19 wrote: Not sure about Andy Murray though...

Jan


He's like Harry Enfield's sulky teenager Kevin.
-----------------------------------------------------------
DISCLAIMER: The above constitutes my personal opinion only on any given subject. Other opinions are available.
reohn2

Post by reohn2 »

bikely-challenged wrote:
Image



Hey! where did you get that picture of me!
User avatar
bikely-challenged
Posts: 159
Joined: 16 Aug 2008, 12:46pm
Location: Argyll & Bute

Post by bikely-challenged »

reohn2 wrote:
bikely-challenged wrote:
Image



Hey! where did you get that picture of me!


So you're Mr Warrington 1955?? Small world!
-----------------------------------------------------------
DISCLAIMER: The above constitutes my personal opinion only on any given subject. Other opinions are available.
kwackers
Posts: 15643
Joined: 4 Jun 2008, 9:29pm
Location: Warrington

Post by kwackers »

bikely-challenged wrote:
reohn2 wrote:
Hey! where did you get that picture of me!


So you're Mr Warrington 1955?? Small world!


To be fair to reohn2 the dates about right...
glueman
Posts: 4354
Joined: 16 Mar 2007, 1:22pm

Post by glueman »

Sorry to break it to the ladies but that chap is either gay, or you fancy a man who'd rather spend 8 hours in a gym every day than with you. Now wouldn't you rather have someone without the six pack but who'd clean the bike oil off the kitchen floor when he's finished?
User avatar
bikely-challenged
Posts: 159
Joined: 16 Aug 2008, 12:46pm
Location: Argyll & Bute

Post by bikely-challenged »

glueman wrote:Sorry to break it to the ladies but that chap is either gay, or you fancy a man who'd rather spend 8 hours in a gym every day than with you. Now wouldn't you rather have someone without the six pack but who'd clean the bike oil off the kitchen floor when he's finished?


Hmmm, what a difficult decision.......

A veritable Adonis who's out all day so I'm free to do what I want or a bloke who stays in and fixes his bike indoors? It's tempting!

I had to think about that for all of a nanosecond. Definitely want the Adonis.

Definitely (even if he's gay).
-----------------------------------------------------------
DISCLAIMER: The above constitutes my personal opinion only on any given subject. Other opinions are available.
reohn2

Post by reohn2 »

Let get just put the record straight,I'm not Gay,old, (well sort of) but definately not gay (though I do like road tops with a bit of pink in them)

Kwackers, yer dead lad!
eileithyia
Posts: 8399
Joined: 31 Jan 2007, 6:46pm
Location: Horwich Which is Lancs :-)

Post by eileithyia »

reohn2 wrote:Let get just put the record straight,I'm not Gay,old, (well sort of) but definately not gay (though I do like road tops with a bit of pink in them)

Kwackers, yer dead lad!


:lol: Would the bit of pink be the lady in your life, and not Fliss or Cherie? :lol:
I stand and rejoice everytime I see a woman ride by on a wheel the picture of free, untrammeled womanhood. HG Wells
Post Reply