Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
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Apparently this same toilet was offered as a gift to Mr Trump when he visited the place. He declined. He said he'd got one already.
Suppose that this room is a lift. The support breaks and down we go with ever-increasing velocity.
Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments...
--- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments...
--- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
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An Englishman,Irishman,Scotsman and Welshman walk into a bar.
The Englishman wants to leave....so they all have to.
The Englishman wants to leave....so they all have to.
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My pet mouse Elvis has died... he was caught in a trap.
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"What's a Grecian urn?", I asked the antiques dealer.
"About a thousand Euros a month," came the reply.
"About a thousand Euros a month," came the reply.
Everyone's ghast should get a good flabbering now and then.
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Was he wearing blue suede shoes?Spinners wrote:My pet mouse Elvis has died... he was caught in a trap.
Mick F. Cornwall
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Venn did you dig that one up, then?Debs wrote:
Suppose that this room is a lift. The support breaks and down we go with ever-increasing velocity.
Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments...
--- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments...
--- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
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661-Pete wrote:Venn did you dig that one up, then?
It was venn i was in my local bank with my DJ friend, and while we waited in the queue and listening to this preacher give a sermon, these bank robbers suddenly came busting in
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Debs wrote:
Please to post more Venn diagrams (had them at school), showing how people belong to several different groups
The Dahrendorf House is another good one, shows the structure and classes of society
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This one is quite funny
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Mom inclusive Venn upgrade:
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Maths lesson
'Bryn, imagine you have ten €uros, Cyril takes three of them, what would be the result?', asked the teacher
'I should be very angry with the little @#%&!, bleated Bryn
'Bryn, imagine you have ten €uros, Cyril takes three of them, what would be the result?', asked the teacher
'I should be very angry with the little @#%&!, bleated Bryn
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A couple from trumpland were staying in Berlin for a conference, the wife had an evening meeting, the hubby had some free time so he decided to go for a walk
He carefully noted the name of the street where they were staying, and set off
After a couple of hours he decided it was time to go back so he stopped a stranger and asked if she knew the way to..
'Einbahnstrasse'
(one-way street)
He carefully noted the name of the street where they were staying, and set off
After a couple of hours he decided it was time to go back so he stopped a stranger and asked if she knew the way to..
'Einbahnstrasse'
(one-way street)
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Cyril Haearn wrote:A couple from trumpland were staying in Berlin for a conference, the wife had an evening meeting, the hubby had some free time so he decided to go for a walk
He carefully noted the name of the street where they were staying, and set off
After a couple of hours he decided it was time to go back so he stopped a stranger and asked if she knew the way to..
'Einbahnstrasse'
(one-way street)
First time I went to France, after a couple of hours on the autoroute I remember thinking how well signposted Sortie was (it must be a big place)...
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Cyril Haearn will probably be familiar with English tourists visiting Wales and asking for directions "to the Hotel Gwesty".
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