Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

[fausto copy]

I've had similar problems lately, posting items first class to my family in Cheshire, and taking over two weeks to arrive.

It's not particularly funny though, as I believe Royal Mail had to close the Warrington Depot down to due staff contracting Coronavirus.

[mercalia]

for any one thinking of breaking the rules eg wild camping, going on a tour, I suggest you download and use this mask

then you will be alright

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article22093343.ece/BINARY/Download%20your%20Dominic%20Cummings%20'do%20whatever%20the%20hell%20you%20want'%20mask%20here.pdf

edited added the .pdf extension to the url

[RickH]

for any one thinking of breaking the rules eg wild camping, going on a tour, I suggest you download and use this mask

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then you will be alright

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article22093343.ece/BINARY/Download%20your%20Dominic%20Cummings%20'do%20whatever%20the%20hell%20you%20want'%20mask%20here

My phone asks me if I want to open the downloaded file with Google Maps.

I didn't open it but presume the map would be centred on the Durham area!

[mercalia]

its a pdf file

you are feeling sleepy.....

[RickH]

It didn't put the PDF on the end of the file name like downloaded pdfs usually have. Once added it opened fine.

The daily star are probably poncy apple mac users & forgot that the extension is needed for the majority outside their little creative(?) bubble!

[reohn2]

Dominic Cummings and a fart stuck in a lift,Cummings declares "good grief it stnks in here" the fart says "you think you've got problems"....

[Mike Sales]

Randolph Churchill
He had a non-malignant tumour removed. Evelyn Waugh observed:
“It was a typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant - and remove it.”

[mercalia]

It didn't put the PDF on the end of the file name like downloaded pdfs usually have. Once added it opened fine.

The daily star are probably poncy apple mac users & forgot that the extension is needed for the majority outside their little creative(?) bubble!

ah opens ok in Mozilla on Windows. ANy way I have added the extension in the url above and still works.

surly a must have item in your saddle bag?

[merseymouth]

Hello Mike Sales, I think you'll find that it was Auberon Waugh that made that witticism? He was no nice person either! MM

[Mike Sales]

Hello Mike Sales, I think you'll find that it was Auberon Waugh that made that witticism? He was no nice person either! MM

My source says Evelyn.
So do several others.

https://ricochet.com/555046/archives/quote-of-the-day-9-21-18-evelyn-waugh-on-randolph-churchill/
https://onlyfornow.tumblr.com/post/629449540/randolph-churchill
https://winstonchurchill.hillsdale.edu/randolph-churchill-appreciation-winstons-son/

This last one even specifies that he said it in White's Club.
To me it seems more plausible that Evelyn said it.

[merseymouth]

I take your quote. I don't think Auberon would suffer a "Foot in Mouth Moment", seeing as he actually shot himself in the foot with a Sten Gun , even got a War Pension for it? Daft sod. MM

[Mick F]

It didn't put the PDF on the end of the file name like downloaded pdfs usually have. Once added it opened fine.

The daily star are probably poncy apple mac users & forgot that the extension is needed for the majority outside their little creative(?) bubble!

ah opens ok in Mozilla on Windows. ANy way I have added the extension in the url above and still works.

surly a must have item in your saddle bag?

Opens fine in my "poncy apple mac".

[mercalia]

[Debs]

My Dad is in a home now.

Amazing isn’t it? - 89 years old and he’s still an active burglar.

[mercalia]

My Dad is in a home now.

Amazing isn’t it? - 89 years old and he’s still an active burglar.

89 years old and soon he will be in a single room with single window