Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

[mercalia]

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[Cowsham]

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Are you feeling sleepy ?

No but it came in handy at Portrush strand last weekend.

[kwackers]

[Debs]

I’ve been terribly depressed ever since I did that bungee jump, and the cord snapped.

It’s just something that you never bounce back from.

[peetee]

Despite the prediction for unpleasant conditions on the roads I decided to go for a bike ride today. Imagine my shock as for mile after mile I was pelted with cheese squares, pineapple, quiche, pringles and cress sandwiches. I don’t know why I was surprised though. They did say I was in for a buffeting.

[Debs]

The Daily mail has perforated pages now.

This is tearable news.

[mercalia]

4 (white) horsemen of the apocalypse

[Debs]

A team of men have pulled the statue of Edward Colston out of the harbour in Bristol.

They all got a big cheer and applause for being quay workers

[mercalia]

A team of men have pulled the statue of Edward Colston out of the harbour in Bristol.

They all got a big cheer and applause for being quay workers

and they were fined for breaking the 2m rule

[mercalia]

[Debs]

A team of men have pulled the statue of Edward Colston out of the harbour in Bristol.

They all got a big cheer and applause for being quay workers

and they were fined for breaking the 2m rule

no they weren't.

[Oldjohnw]

Following Mr Farage's hurried departure from LBC this delicious clip has resurfaced:


https://youtu.be/ZRc0by2vZ7k

[Oldjohnw]

DIY humour.

Just phoned B&Q to ask how big is the Q?

"Same size as the B".

[kwackers]

DIY humour.

Just phoned B&Q to ask how big is the Q?

"Same size as the B".

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[Oldjohnw]

DIY humour.

Just phoned B&Q to ask how big is the Q?

"Same size as the B".

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The old ones are the best! I thought I was on to something!