Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby kylecycler » 25 Sep 2020, 7:52pm

Jdsk wrote:It was “I wasn't really naked. I simply didn't have any clothes on.”

Josephine Baker wasn't known for speaking Scots.

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'e wis talkin' tae me. :wink:

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Jdsk » 25 Sep 2020, 8:00pm

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But Josephine Baker wasn't.

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby peetee » 26 Sep 2020, 10:01am

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Cowsham » 26 Sep 2020, 10:13am

kylecycler wrote:
Jdsk wrote:It was “I wasn't really naked. I simply didn't have any clothes on.”

Josephine Baker wasn't known for speaking Scots.

Jonathan

'e wis talkin' tae me. :wink:

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby mercalia » 28 Sep 2020, 10:59pm

This isnt a joke but should be

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France's most tattooed man told not to teach nursery children :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Sylvain Helaine says pupils who are taught by him learn to accept people who are different yeah right more like identify nut cases. Certainly that what would happen in a secondary school.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-54333915


He looks like the alien from Prometheus?( bar the tatoos)
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Oldjohnw » 30 Sep 2020, 2:59pm

The BBC is replacing 'Prime Minister's Question Time' with 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue'.
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby mercalia » 1 Oct 2020, 8:07pm

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Oldjohnw » 2 Oct 2020, 9:53am

I saw a wonderful picture of Trump inside his disgustingly tacky home. It make a royal palace look modest. The caption was:

One of the main symptoms of Covid is lack of taste. So Trump must have been ill for a very long time.
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby mercalia » 2 Oct 2020, 10:38am

Oldjohnw wrote:I saw a wonderful picture of Trump inside his disgustingly tacky home. It make a royal palace look modest. The caption was:

One of the main symptoms of Covid is lack of taste. So Trump must have been ill for a very long time.


well the virus has done one good thing - he wont be around for some time.

it seems he thinks that chemicals in McD's fries have kept his trade mark blond


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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Mick F » 3 Oct 2020, 11:15am

Karl Marx had a sister called Onya.

She invented the starting pistol.
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby merseymouth » 3 Oct 2020, 11:30am

You have made me recall the time when tommy Handley was asked - "Do you play the mouth organ?" "No, that's my sister, are Monica!" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: MM

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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Oldjohnw » 3 Oct 2020, 11:45am

True.

I was watching a couple of wood pigeons feeding outside and came over all whimsical like. I decided to call them Boris and Donald. They are fat, lazy, clumsy, greedy, not very bright, live off the work of others and are pretty useless.

Then I realized that I actually like wood pigeons. So that didn't work.
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Mick F » 3 Oct 2020, 3:12pm

:lol:
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

Postby Pastychomper » 5 Oct 2020, 3:55pm

Oldjohnw wrote:I was watching a couple of wood pigeons feeding outside and came over all whimsical like. I decided to call them Boris and Donald. They are fat, lazy, clumsy, greedy, not very bright, live off the work of others and are pretty useless.

Then I realized that I actually like wood pigeons. So that didn't work.


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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

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