Apropos nothing...

[Oldjohnw]

The guy sitting in his car in the car park just next to me is almost lost in his own nose.

[PDQ Mobile]

I suppose it could be worse.

[thirdcrank]

How come you saw him? Were you being nosey?

[Oldjohnw]

How come you saw him? Were you being nosey?

[reohn2]

I suppose it could be worse.

Yes it could,he could be lost in my nose

[Bonefishblues]

I suppose it could be worse.

Yes it could,he could be lost in my nose

Big nose.

[reohn2]

I suppose it could be worse.

Yes it could,he could be lost in my nose

Big nose.

It matches the other appendages

[mumbojumbo]

Other bloke thinks some guy in his car is frantically tapping something in his phone_ bet he has seen me taking some snuff-pathetic.

[Mick F]

Couple of years ago, we parked up at Tesco Callington for a spot of shopping.
Car near us, the chap inside looked asleep - very asleep - and with music blaring out.
After coming out of the store, he was still the same. To be honest, he looked dead.

Mrs Mick F went over to the car and knocked loudly on the window ......... nothing.
Tried again even more loudly ............ nothing.
Tried the doors ........... all locked.
Still the music was blaring, and the chap was slumped forwards and looked dead.

She went into the shop and the manager and a first-aider came out, and they repeated what Mrs Mick F had tried.
They were in the process of starting dialling 999 when the chap stirred.
He turned down the music and opened the door ............ and apologised.

[merseymouth]

Who nose what he was up to, no my problem. He might have got a bit sniffy if you intruded? MM

[reohn2]

Me Mam told me if I picked me nose too much me head would cave in
Anyway bogey mining isn't so bad really,eating them is a different thing entirely though