Neither do hybrids ....... or at least Toyota hybrids don't.kwackers wrote: - I mean in a classical (and pedantic) sense EV's don't have a gearbox.
Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
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Mick F. Cornwall
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Mick F wrote:Neither do hybrids ....... or at least Toyota hybrids don't.kwackers wrote: - I mean in a classical (and pedantic) sense EV's don't have a gearbox.
No, but it does have a box full of gears...
Clever system though, even if it is a tad complicated compared to a full EV.
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Dunno what that lot is fitted into, but ours is much more compact in our Yaris.
Considering the car has an engine, it has no drive belts for anything.
No camshaft chain or belt because it doesn't have a camshaft, no waterpump belt, no fanbelt, no steering pump belt, no aircon pump, and no starter-motor.
One engine, two electric motors.
http://eahart.com/prius/psd/?utm_source ... ForumLinks
................ but this is supposed to be a joke page!
Considering the car has an engine, it has no drive belts for anything.
No camshaft chain or belt because it doesn't have a camshaft, no waterpump belt, no fanbelt, no steering pump belt, no aircon pump, and no starter-motor.
One engine, two electric motors.
http://eahart.com/prius/psd/?utm_source ... ForumLinks
................ but this is supposed to be a joke page!
Mick F. Cornwall
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Two dogs got into conversation
'I am a Noble Hound, my pedigree is as long as your arm, I cannae even remember all of it', said one
'You are noble, but do not even know your name!', chortled the other dog. 'I know mine well enough: "get orf the sofa!"
'I am a Noble Hound, my pedigree is as long as your arm, I cannae even remember all of it', said one
'You are noble, but do not even know your name!', chortled the other dog. 'I know mine well enough: "get orf the sofa!"
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kwackers wrote:Mick F wrote:Neither do hybrids ....... or at least Toyota hybrids don't.kwackers wrote: - I mean in a classical (and pedantic) sense EV's don't have a gearbox.
No, but it does have a box full of gears...
Clever system though, even if it is a tad complicated compared to a full EV.
Toyota_1NZ-FXE_Engine_01.jpg
I don't get it
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I just bought a pen that writes underwater.
It writes other things, too.
It writes other things, too.
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This morning a bloke left his van engine running as he shopped in the supermarket. The name on the van side was BOORS LTD.
True story!
True story!
It's the same the whole world over
It's the poor what gets the blame
It's the rich what gets the pleasure
Isn't it a blooming shame?
It's the poor what gets the blame
It's the rich what gets the pleasure
Isn't it a blooming shame?
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Mike Sales wrote:This morning a bloke left his van engine running as he shopped in the supermarket. The name on the van side was BOORS LTD.
True story!
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What don't you get?jimlews wrote:kwackers wrote:Mick F wrote:Neither do hybrids ....... or at least Toyota hybrids don't.
No, but it does have a box full of gears...
Clever system though, even if it is a tad complicated compared to a full EV.
Toyota_1NZ-FXE_Engine_01.jpg
I don't get it
Kwackers is slightly wrong. There isn't a box full of gears, just some gearing to connect the motors and engine to the wheels.
Mick F. Cornwall
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More jokes please
No puns, no arguing about €lectric vehicles!
No puns, no arguing about €lectric vehicles!
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No puns! What else is there?
Nothing else is very punny at all.
Nothing else is very punny at all.
John
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Mick F wrote:What don't you get?jimlews wrote:kwackers wrote:No, but it does have a box full of gears...
Clever system though, even if it is a tad complicated compared to a full EV.
Toyota_1NZ-FXE_Engine_01.jpg
I don't get it
Kwackers is slightly wrong. There isn't a box full of gears, just some gearing to connect the motors and engine to the wheels.
I don't get the joke!
Why is this funny?
Just curious.
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jimlews wrote:Mick F wrote:jimlews wrote:I don't get it
What don't you get?
Kwackers is slightly wrong. There isn't a box full of gears, just some gearing to connect the motors and engine to the wheels.
I don't get the joke!
Why is this funny?
Just curious.
It's the way he tells it.
Jonathan