I say I say I say,
My dog's go no nose.
How does he smell?
Jamaica.
Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
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I say I say I say,
My dog's go no nose.
How does he smell?
Jamaica.
Mick F. Cornwall
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No, I meant the East Indies.
Jonathan
Jonathan
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Jdsk wrote:jimlews wrote:Mick F wrote:What don't you get?
Kwackers is slightly wrong. There isn't a box full of gears, just some gearing to connect the motors and engine to the wheels.
I don't get the joke!
Why is this funny?
Just curious.
It's the way he tells it.
Jonathan
AAH!
Looking again at the picture...
I understand now!
It's all in the timing!
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The secret of good comedy is good
Winter had arrived in the land of Kernow. Along with it came wet roads and cool winds.
“Oh, my wheels and coupling rods!” Peetee exclaimed.
“Oh, my wheels and coupling rods!” Peetee exclaimed.
Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
timing.
Winter had arrived in the land of Kernow. Along with it came wet roads and cool winds.
“Oh, my wheels and coupling rods!” Peetee exclaimed.
“Oh, my wheels and coupling rods!” Peetee exclaimed.
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'Cyril, do you know how to arouse someone's curiosity?', said the teacher
'Er, no, but I should like to know, please'
'I shall tell you tomorrow!'
..
'There are two expressions I do not want to hear in my class, the expressions are b****y cool, and fl***g marvellous', snorted the teacher
'Please, what exactly are the expressions you do not want to hear?', bleated Cyril
'Er, no, but I should like to know, please'
'I shall tell you tomorrow!'
..
'There are two expressions I do not want to hear in my class, the expressions are b****y cool, and fl***g marvellous', snorted the teacher
'Please, what exactly are the expressions you do not want to hear?', bleated Cyril
Entertainer, juvenile, curmudgeon, PoB, 30120
Cycling-of course, but it is far better on a Gillott
We love safety cameras, we hate bullies
Cycling-of course, but it is far better on a Gillott
We love safety cameras, we hate bullies
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- Queueing for 99p beer at Wetherspoons
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Amazing that two guys in their 70s could maintain an election for so long.
John
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Oldjohnw wrote:Amazing that two guys in their 70s could maintain an election for so long.
Apparently massaging the right figures helps.
Winter had arrived in the land of Kernow. Along with it came wet roads and cool winds.
“Oh, my wheels and coupling rods!” Peetee exclaimed.
“Oh, my wheels and coupling rods!” Peetee exclaimed.
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pete75 wrote:Caplaz.JPG
Class!
