Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

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Very good, and hadn't seen it before.

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kwackers wrote:Image

where is the Punk version? Or the Goth version?

where is the Spanish version? They seem to like redoing fading artworks there. or maybe its the last one?

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While trying to restore a 19th-century painting (left), an elderly woman in Spain says she unintentionally defaced it (right). (Photos via BBC.)


Bartolomé Esteban Murillo’s original work (left) and two attempts at restoring a copy of it. Photograph: Cedida por Coleccionista/Europa Press 2020
Bartolomé Esteban Murillo’s original work (left) and two attempts at restoring a copy of it. Photograph: Cedida por Coleccionista/Europa Press 2020
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mercalia wrote:where is the Spanish version? They seem to like redoing fading artworks there. or maybe its the last one?


I posted the following on our work Slack chat group, mainly aimed at taking the wee out of Miguel - our resident Spaniard.
He replied "Yes! We're getting better at restoration!"

There you go, straight from the horses mouth.
(He's a technical artist so should know what he's talking about. ;) )

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Mona Lisa ..................

Never noticed before.
Doesn't she look young!
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"She"?

; - )

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The Dance Mix one rather nice
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mercalia wrote:The Dance Mix one rather nice

Have you heard it?
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Does Nat know?
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kwackers wrote:
mercalia wrote:The Dance Mix one rather nice

Have you heard it?


only going on looks. didnt know there was music there
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Good job the Beano is there.
I had no idea what Cummings was supposed to look like. Doesn't he look old!

I only just recognised Boris from when we had a telly in the old days and we watched HIGNFY a couple of times.
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Might not be a joke...



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kwackers wrote:Might not be a joke...



It’s not a joke. Henry rocks!
I use him to clean the house, garage, shed, car, fireplace....and he never stops smiling.
Oh, and just to different I call mine Herbert.
He’s ten next year and I will buy him a pressie. I was going to bake him a cake in his likeness but he said he would be happy with hundreds and thousands. Not on a cake, just as they are.
The older I get the more I’m inclined to act my shoe size, not my age.
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peetee wrote:It’s not a joke. Henry rocks!
I use him to clean the house, garage, shed, car, fireplace....and he never stops smiling.
Oh, and just to different I call mine Herbert.
He’s ten next year and I will buy him a pressie. I was going to bake him a cake in his likeness but he said he would be happy with hundreds and thousands. Not on a cake, just as they are.

Be careful, my Henry went off the rails.


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