Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

[Cowsham]

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Can't help thinking that caption is not all that apt.
Should be " we're here to shout to you about how bad the world is "

[kwackers]

[Debs]

Guess who i bumped into today at Specsavers?

Everyone!

[Mick F]

I doubt you did.
One person out, one person in now.

[kylecycler]

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're good at it.

[Cyril Haearn]

Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?
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Because her head is so far from her shoulders, it wouldnae reach else

[sjs]

I hear that Tesco are giving free turkeys this year to anyone who can run faster than their security people.

[mercalia]

Yippee!

I had a look at their prices. No wonder they are bankrupt.

[cycleruk]

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I had a look at their prices. No wonder they are bankrupt.

Latest news is they are selling everything with 70% off. Pity they don't sell anything I want or need.

[mercalia]

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I had a look at their prices. No wonder they are bankrupt.

Latest news is they are selling everything with 70% off. Pity they don't sell anything I want or need.

well some things I saw were 50% off many were just like £80 -> £60. As you there is nothing there I want either. It will be strange place with many of the stores closed down. No great loss except for the employees

[Debs]

I bought my friend an elephant for his room.

He said “thanks”.

I said, “don’t mention it”.

[kwackers]

[Oldjohnw]

My wife and I were walking through town and passed a swanky new restaurant.

She said, "What a delicious smell coming from there".

Being a generous sort of guy I decided to treat her.







So we turned round and walked past it again.

[kwackers]

[Debs]