Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

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Cornwall is being taken into Tier2 as from Christmas Night.
That's it, last day at the Rising Sun will be Christmas Day. :cry:

They are opening at 11am Christmas Day and closing at 2pm ............. and then that's it.
They don't do food.
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Hi MckF, Sorry your watering hole will be shut, make you a bit cross I know. But if you drink a bottle of Harpic you'll go cleanround the bend! :wink: :wink: :wink: Bah Humbug to you all, MM
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Bah Humbug to you all too! :lol:
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Mick F wrote:Bah Humbug to you all too! :lol:



Is the watering hole closing for good then?
The older I get the more I’m inclined to act my shoe size, not my age.
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Closed until the lockdown ends.
Personally, I won't be going to any pubs until it ends, as I don't want to eat at one.
Happy to walk to any of them, have two or three beers, and walk home.

PS.
It's no joke, so this is very much off topic.
Sorry. :oops:
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Don't tell us your stash of speckled hen has run out as well?

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I've got a booking to go to Iceland in February. If that works out then we will try Sainsburys in March. :wink:
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Debs wrote:Image

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It's broke. :(
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Debs :lol: :lol: :lol:
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kylecycler wrote:*click*... *click*... *click*...

It's broke. :(


In a year from now, let's hope Best Moments of 2021 works a lot better :)
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Debs wrote:Image
Was there just a powys cut ?
My last rubbish pun of 2020, promise..
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colin54 wrote:
Debs wrote:Image
Was there just a powys cut ?
My last rubbish pun of 2020, promise..

You Wrexham jokes you do :wink:
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reohn2 wrote:
colin54 wrote:
Debs wrote:Image
Was there just a powys cut ?
My last rubbish pun of 2020, promise..

You Wrexham jokes you do :wink:

I try, I can be very trying !.
Opticians are glad to see the back of 20-20.
Happy New Year !!!
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reohn2 wrote:You Wrexham jokes you do :wink:


Very sully about that, i get very sili sometimes :)

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