Funniest clean joke I've heard recently

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Conwy do any better?
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reohn2 wrote:Conwy do any better?
Gower way with you...
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Debs wrote:
Very sully about that, i get very sili sometimes :)

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Please don't don't sully the thread debs, clean jokes only...thanks on behalf of the the cleaning staff..
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My uncle always said when one door closes another one opens. Nice chap but a terrible cabinet maker.
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Consequently I’ve put all my dogging equipment up for sale on EBay and I’ve got 16 watchers. :D
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I understand that Chris Grayling wasn't fired at all. He was instead cloned several times
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I never thought I would be the kind of person to get up in the morning and exercise....and I was right.
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pete75 wrote:17-01-2021 15-21-45.jpg


:lol:
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Seconded :lol: :lol: :lol:
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The leading Japanese bike parts company are to introduce a new indexing standard that is said to revolutionise click gearing and “make obsolete every SIS system to date”.
They are to name it ‘Shimano Y-O-Y‘.
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Not sure if this is really funny or even a joke! :roll:
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Debs wrote:Not sure if this is really funny or even a joke! :roll:

I think its funny.

I've been racking my brains thinking what "help to buy available" means.

Free boat / mooring?
Strong arm tactics to overcome any reluctance to sign?
Glass bottomed living room?
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