What Has Made You Laugh Today ?

[Mick F]

Cor-vid;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppy2iiOt6YU

Crows?

There's a saying ...........
If you see crows, it's rooks.
If you see a rook, it's a crow.

[mattheus]

A jaw-dropping image Chris.

Very good!

(and a funny badge for Chris too!)

[Hellhound]

What happens when you have souvenirs for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee made in China....



https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-60218573

[reohn2]

Luvly jubbly Rodders

[Cowsham]

What happens when you have souvenirs for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee made in China....



https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-60218573

You'd be laughing on the other side of your face when you hear the price

£38 grand a plate !

"This time next ' week ' Rodders we'll be millionaires "

[philvantwo]

That's for the job lot of 10,000 pieces!

[Cowsham]

Oh -- my bad -- still I want one now.

[pete75]

[Cowsham]

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Nice --- and appropriate today thanks.

[Cowsham]

What happens when you have souvenirs for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee made in China....



https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-60218573

Thanks -- I bought some mugs today on eBay at £24 each. From Poole so I recon they're OK.

[philvantwo]

Looking at a holiday abroad last night on my laptop, anyway I'd booked a week up in Italy then was having a quick look on here before bed. The Mrs was lying down on the sofa and glanced across......'is that the Forth rail bridge?' She asked, 'Nope' I replied.......'Its Mick F's bike!!!'

[reohn2]

^^^ excellent!

[reohn2]

What happens when you have souvenirs for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee made in China....



https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-60218573

Thanks -- I bought some mugs today on eBay at £24 each. From Poole so I recon they're OK.

You'll end up behind the 8 ball with those

[Hellhound]

Seen on the rear guard of a HGV trailer in Northumberland earlier today.

'IF YOU CAN'T STOP SMILE WHILST YOU'RE GOING UNDER'

[cycleruk]

A teacher was helping one of her pupils put on his boots?

He asked for help and she could see why.
Even with her pulling, and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on.
By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.
She almost cried when the little boy said,
'Teacher, they're on the wrong feet.'
She looked, and sure enough, they were.
Unfortunately, it wasn't any easier pulling the boots off, than it was putting them on.
She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on,
this time on the correct feet.

He then announced,
'These aren't my boots.'
She bit her tongue, but kept her cool.

Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet.
No sooner had they got the boots off when he said,
'They're my brother's boots. But my Mum made me wear 'em today.'
Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry.
But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle his boots back onto his feet again.
Helping him into his coat, she asked,
'Now, where are your mittens?'
He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.'
..........

She'll be eligible for parole in three years.