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She puts the nut cracker around the zip wire and goes for a ride. :lol:
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She likes her hazel nuts fresh.
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She lives on a steep hill, and uses a zimmer frame, adjusting leg length with the aid of the nut crackers so as to maintain the frame level on upwards and downward slopes.
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She uses the nutcrackers to undo the bottle-top when she buys her daily pint of Muscatel.
Have we got time for another cuppa?
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Audax67 wrote: 17 Feb 2023, 10:13am She uses the nutcrackers to undo the bottle-top when she buys her daily pint of Muscatel.
She does use them to realese something but what, to he walking easer.
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Philip Benstead wrote: 17 Feb 2023, 10:31am
Audax67 wrote: 17 Feb 2023, 10:13am She uses the nutcrackers to undo the bottle-top when she buys her daily pint of Muscatel.
She does use them to realese something but what, to he walking easer.
To release something to make walking easier ?
( chastity belt ? )
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Her nuts -- she's a man ?
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Cowsham wrote: 17 Feb 2023, 1:00pm
Philip Benstead wrote: 17 Feb 2023, 10:31am
Audax67 wrote: 17 Feb 2023, 10:13am She uses the nutcrackers to undo the bottle-top when she buys her daily pint of Muscatel.
She does use them to realese something but what, to he walking easer.
To release something to make walking easier ? YES (but what great scot)???
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She's got these
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Cowsham wrote: 17 Feb 2023, 3:02pm She's got these
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No, my last reply gave a big clue
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Unscrewing one of her two wooden legs, in order to walk along a contour line on a very steep hill, changing legs for the return leg (!!!) of the trip.
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