Anna Meares has been mentioned and that set me wondering what's special about Australian coaches? Perhaps my impression that the nation is sports mad has helped that country's sporting prowess. One of my nephews had a spell working in Australia and playing semi-professional rugby league. Back in England, he was visited by some of his Aussie chums and when I called, they were all watching the telly. Tongue very much in cheek, I expounded my "theory" that TV is not broadcast in Australia, but that a long series of truly awful programmes -
Skippy, the Bush Kangaroo, Flying Doctor, Neighbours, Home and Away, Prisoner Cell Block H, along with the likes of Jake the Peg and Dame Edna have been used in a cunning plot to convert British youth into couch potatoes.
Continuing on the rugby theme, but the other code, anybody who spent a couple of hours in a students' union bar in my youth would have soon appreciated that rugby union was a man's game. A forum-friendly example of the genre, if not from a students' union sing-song is Max Boyce's ditty,
Asso, Asso, Yogoshi. It's a politically incorrect mixture of sexual innuendo and racial stereotyping, but the title is as near as it gets to bad language. Unusually, the lyrics don't seem to be on the web and the YouTube clip is unavailable. I've no idea why

Here's a couple of lines from memory:-
... Eat bamboo shoots to make us grow,
Fit platform boots to second row....
More recently, an Australian coach, admittedly with a bit of Japanese ancestry, coached Japan to a famous Rugby World Cup victory against that most macho of XV's, South Africa. What would Max Boyce have made of a rugby side proud to be called The Brave Blossoms? It all seems to have gone quiet over there, perhaps because Eddie Jones' men have also beaten a Welsh side.
Rugby, then is becoming more inclusive, and with a "bare bottoms"

alert, here's womens' rugby at one of the word's top universities:-
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12 ... 76861.htmlFast forward from the Rugby World Cup to the Rio Olympics, and the Aussies are whingeing about their poor results. Lady Luck can play a big part and Ritchie Porte must surely be wondering what's going to strike next. But what's happened to Aussie coaching? Have they all noted the fate of Shane Sutton and decided to mend their ways?
Who's for bean-bag throwing?