Things I wish someone would make

[Ash28]

A transparent bike frame (perspex, polymer whatever) with internal LEDs so you could change the colour of your bike to suit your mood.

[JohnW]

Battery powered laser, about the size of a Cat-Eye front lamp, which would fit a Cat-Eye bar-bracket and capable of vapourizing a motor car without trace. I'd soon make the world a better place.

[Mick F]

A non-cycling thing I should like would be a device which monitored the volume of the television and when it was increased by the transmitter at breaks between programmes (are they trying to remain audible to people who have gone off into the kitchen or to get through to people who have mentally switched off? ) and then sent a loud noise direct to the big wigs of the organisation responsible. Ideally, it would sent an electric shock but that's probably a step too far.

+1, but for that Awful Chris Evans in the morning!
His show is ok, spoiled only by his whining penetrating annoying prattle.

[reohn2]

+1, but for that Awful Chris Evans in the morning!
His show is ok, spoiled only by his whining penetrating annoying prattle.

I got to agree,he's wearing very thin IMO so much so that we've stopped listening in a morning.

[Mick F]

Battery powered laser, about the size of a Cat-Eye front lamp, which would fit a Cat-Eye bar-bracket and capable of vapourizing a motor car without trace. I'd soon make the world a better place.

This was the prototype, but no-one took on the production.

Pity really, I think it would sell.

[cycle cat]

Calorie free chocolate that doesn't melt for carrying on the bike.
Ditto cake.

[bigfoot]

Frankly I'd put up with the melting, It might not be dignified licking, but calorie free,,,,,,,,,,