Three Word Story Game (again)
Re: Three Word Story Game (again)
Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.
Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.
In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music drives men berserk and Daleks delirious but exhilarated. Davros
Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.
In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music drives men berserk and Daleks delirious but exhilarated. Davros
Mick F. Cornwall
Re: Three Word Story Game (again)
Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.
Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.
In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music drives men berserk and Daleks delirious but exhilarated. Davros spoke -"Welcome to
Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.
In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music drives men berserk and Daleks delirious but exhilarated. Davros spoke -"Welcome to
Re: Three Word Story Game (again)
Meanwhile, in Devon a missing cat is gutted, fried Whiskas is overcooked. Poor Whiskas, she didn't win 'Masterchef' with rabbit stew à la banana croustillante aux panais with cheesy chips. Never mind! The ketchup, pass the "Barbecued Whiskas" sauce please and don't drop crumbs on the new carpet.
Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.
In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music drives men berserk and Daleks delirious but exhilarated. Davros spoke -"Welcome to the Radiophonic Workshop!"
Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.
In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music drives men berserk and Daleks delirious but exhilarated. Davros spoke -"Welcome to the Radiophonic Workshop!"
Re: Three Word Story Game (again)
Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.
In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music drives men berserk and Daleks delirious but exhilarated. Davros spoke -"Welcome to the Radiophonic Workshop!" William Hartnell replied
In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music drives men berserk and Daleks delirious but exhilarated. Davros spoke -"Welcome to the Radiophonic Workshop!" William Hartnell replied
Suppose that this room is a lift. The support breaks and down we go with ever-increasing velocity.
Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments...
--- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments...
--- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)
Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.
In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music drives men berserk and Daleks delirious but exhilarated. Davros spoke -"Welcome to the Radiophonic Workshop!" William Hartnell replied "Where is Susan?"
In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music drives men berserk and Daleks delirious but exhilarated. Davros spoke -"Welcome to the Radiophonic Workshop!" William Hartnell replied "Where is Susan?"
Re: Three Word Story Game (again)
Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.
In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music drives men berserk and Daleks delirious but exhilarated. Davros spoke -"Welcome to the Radiophonic Workshop!" William Hartnell replied "Where is Susan?"
"Getting the kilts
In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music drives men berserk and Daleks delirious but exhilarated. Davros spoke -"Welcome to the Radiophonic Workshop!" William Hartnell replied "Where is Susan?"
"Getting the kilts
“In some ways, it is easier to be a dissident, for then one is without responsibility.”
― Nelson Mandela, Long Walk to Freedom
― Nelson Mandela, Long Walk to Freedom
Re: Three Word Story Game (again)
Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.
In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music drives men berserk and Daleks delirious but exhilarated. Davros spoke -"Welcome to the Radiophonic Workshop!" William Hartnell replied "Where is Susan?"
"Getting the kilts, Kojjak and Davros,
In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music drives men berserk and Daleks delirious but exhilarated. Davros spoke -"Welcome to the Radiophonic Workshop!" William Hartnell replied "Where is Susan?"
"Getting the kilts, Kojjak and Davros,
Re: Three Word Story Game (again)
Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.
In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music drives men berserk and Daleks delirious but exhilarated. Davros spoke -"Welcome to the Radiophonic Workshop!" William Hartnell replied "Where is Susan?"
"Getting the kilts, Kojjak and Davros, both going 'commando',
In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music drives men berserk and Daleks delirious but exhilarated. Davros spoke -"Welcome to the Radiophonic Workshop!" William Hartnell replied "Where is Susan?"
"Getting the kilts, Kojjak and Davros, both going 'commando',
Suppose that this room is a lift. The support breaks and down we go with ever-increasing velocity.
Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments...
--- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments...
--- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
Re: Three Word Story Game (again)
Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.
In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music drives men berserk and Daleks delirious but exhilarated. Davros spoke -"Welcome to the Radiophonic Workshop!" William Hartnell replied "Where is Susan?"
"Getting the kilts, Kojjak and Davros, both going 'commando', Patrick Troughton said.
In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music drives men berserk and Daleks delirious but exhilarated. Davros spoke -"Welcome to the Radiophonic Workshop!" William Hartnell replied "Where is Susan?"
"Getting the kilts, Kojjak and Davros, both going 'commando', Patrick Troughton said.
Re: Three Word Story Game (again)
Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.
In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music drives men berserk and Daleks delirious but exhilarated. Davros spoke -"Welcome to the Radiophonic Workshop!" William Hartnell replied "Where is Susan?"
"Getting the kilts, Kojjak and Davros, both going 'commando', Patrick Troughton said.
The following day,
In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music drives men berserk and Daleks delirious but exhilarated. Davros spoke -"Welcome to the Radiophonic Workshop!" William Hartnell replied "Where is Susan?"
"Getting the kilts, Kojjak and Davros, both going 'commando', Patrick Troughton said.
The following day,
Mick F. Cornwall
Re: Three Word Story Game (again)
Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.
In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music drives men berserk and Daleks delirious but exhilarated. Davros spoke -"Welcome to the Radiophonic Workshop!" William Hartnell replied "Where is Susan?"
"Getting the kilts, Kojjak and Davros, both going 'commando', Patrick Troughton said.
The following day, the Tardis materialised
In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music drives men berserk and Daleks delirious but exhilarated. Davros spoke -"Welcome to the Radiophonic Workshop!" William Hartnell replied "Where is Susan?"
"Getting the kilts, Kojjak and Davros, both going 'commando', Patrick Troughton said.
The following day, the Tardis materialised
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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)
Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.
In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music drives men berserk and Daleks delirious but exhilarated. Davros spoke -"Welcome to the Radiophonic Workshop!" William Hartnell replied "Where is Susan?"
"Getting the kilts, Kojjak and Davros, both going 'commando', Patrick Troughton said.
The following day, the Tardis materialised with The Brigadier
In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music drives men berserk and Daleks delirious but exhilarated. Davros spoke -"Welcome to the Radiophonic Workshop!" William Hartnell replied "Where is Susan?"
"Getting the kilts, Kojjak and Davros, both going 'commando', Patrick Troughton said.
The following day, the Tardis materialised with The Brigadier
Re: Three Word Story Game (again)
Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.
In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music drives men berserk and Daleks delirious but exhilarated. Davros spoke -"Welcome to the Radiophonic Workshop!" William Hartnell replied "Where is Susan?"
"Getting the kilts, Kojjak and Davros, both going 'commando', Patrick Troughton said.
The following day, the Tardis materialised with The Brigadier, but it was last week
In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music drives men berserk and Daleks delirious but exhilarated. Davros spoke -"Welcome to the Radiophonic Workshop!" William Hartnell replied "Where is Susan?"
"Getting the kilts, Kojjak and Davros, both going 'commando', Patrick Troughton said.
The following day, the Tardis materialised with The Brigadier, but it was last week
Re: Three Word Story Game (again)
Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.
In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music drives men berserk and Daleks delirious but exhilarated. Davros spoke -"Welcome to the Radiophonic Workshop!" William Hartnell replied "Where is Susan?"
"Getting the kilts, Kojjak and Davros, both going 'commando', Patrick Troughton said.
The following day, the Tardis materialised with The Brigadier, but it was last week (extra words inside the Tardis)
In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music drives men berserk and Daleks delirious but exhilarated. Davros spoke -"Welcome to the Radiophonic Workshop!" William Hartnell replied "Where is Susan?"
"Getting the kilts, Kojjak and Davros, both going 'commando', Patrick Troughton said.
The following day, the Tardis materialised with The Brigadier, but it was last week (extra words inside the Tardis)
Suppose that this room is a lift. The support breaks and down we go with ever-increasing velocity.
Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments...
--- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
Let us pass the time by performing physical experiments...
--- Arthur Eddington (creator of the Eddington Number).
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Re: Three Word Story Game (again)
Meanwhile, recumbent riders, overladen wearing spec's and rainlegs with brown speckled clingons, were doing it in the boudoir without polystyrene hats, green bean pie, even without standing in custard and mash, which as a foot ointment is awfully satisfying and edible afterwards. When the barges were banned from carrying pixies in peak hours (except alternate Tuesdays) and elves at weekends. Trolls are allowed to build bridges whilst consuming haggis road-kill. Trikes can't cross the Millennium desert without some jobsworth checking their anti canti choke for Elf-n-Safety compliance with helmets and furry modesty guards bearskins.
In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music drives men berserk and Daleks delirious but exhilarated. Davros spoke -"Welcome to the Radiophonic Workshop!" William Hartnell replied "Where is Susan?"
"Getting the kilts, Kojjak and Davros, both going 'commando', Patrick Troughton said.
The following day, the Tardis materialised with The Brigadier, but it was last week's (extra words inside the Tardis) Five Word Story
In 2023, hard ceramic tyre's will be cool but brooks swallow will be outlawed by saddle lawmen, until the cycling pundits like Jeremy the unicycling horse becomes president of "One wheel waggon single pannier society". Compulsory stabiliser legislation allows the fitting of windflowers only to handlebars, while H-Bar shopping baskets will need licensing. ShRAMpagnolo touring groupsets will provide anagrams of cassette permutations, mindblowing extrapolations, conical cotter pins and tapered bottom brackets.
Lord's green wicker cycle bell silencer playing Dambusters' March was heard on Britain Lacks Talent. Delightful Devon Dumplings played the kazoos, several swanee whistles, and the ocarina. Marmaduke blew his handbuilt wooden humbucking, mind blowingly bizarre, flared yet fitted, large yet small, European yet UKIP, and yet - somehow - in tune with Bucks Fizz and strung up puppets, loud enough to measure 5.5 on the CTC committee's Rictus Scale. Nostrils on tandems? Ridiculous, risible, rampant, reductionist ratatouille. Edible and too much food. Send for Delia Derbyshire - her music drives men berserk and Daleks delirious but exhilarated. Davros spoke -"Welcome to the Radiophonic Workshop!" William Hartnell replied "Where is Susan?"
"Getting the kilts, Kojjak and Davros, both going 'commando', Patrick Troughton said.
The following day, the Tardis materialised with The Brigadier, but it was last week's (extra words inside the Tardis) Five Word Story