Chinese revolution

[cyclop]

Chairman,s thoughts on following description of chinese road bike on ebay:
FRAME:HIGH CARBON STEEL THICK CAR FRAME
PAINT:CLASSIC PAINT
HANDLEBARS:BEND THE ROAD BIKE
STEM:ALUMINIUM FOUR NAIL STEM
FORK:THICK DROPLETS BREAKING WIND FORK
SEAT:ROAD BIKE SADDLE COLOUR THICKEN
ROUND GROUP INFORMATION
TARANTINO:9 LOCATION TARANTINO
DENTAL PLATE:3 LOCATION CRANKSET.


Definitely fancy the"breaking wind fork"

[fossala]

How could you not, it's got thick droplets!
Stay strong comrade, don't bow down to capitalist driven consumerism.

[cyclop]

Why do haemoroids keep popping into my head reading the"thick droplets breaking wind fork"

[greyingbeard]

I dont think youll have much cause for redress should the bike arrive as described. go on, get it, post some pics, we all like a chuckle

[Tacascarow]

The problems of translation between Chinese & English are hilarious.
I used to work for a pyrotechnic display firm & we used to import direct from China.
We where so delighted with one factory that when we placed our order the following year we just said 'same as last year'.
Fireworks are renowned for their descriptive titles like Dancing dragons, posing peonies & silver spermatozoa but that year every device turned up with the name 'same as last year'.
We didn't have a clue what was what until we let them off!!
I love the Chinese.