Mr. Parris was right!

glueman · Post by **glueman** » 3 Apr 2008, 11:04pm

Mr Parris having a go at the folk scene. The fallout makes our threads look like models of brevity.

stoobs · Post by **stoobs** » 3 Apr 2008, 11:31pm

Mick F wrote:I hear banana skins take ages to decompose, and can be classed as litter.

I knew an Aussie whose favourite quote was:

"Would those of you who've been enjoyng the fruits of love, please stop leaving the skins lying around, as the goats choke on them." :shock:

cranky1 · Post by **cranky1** » 4 Apr 2008, 12:29pm

stoobs

you can't blame the fruits of love on cyclists, i mean when would you?

Before the ride, This can spoil a good run out, all that stuff about no nookie before a match is true you know.

At a stop half way round, don't forget you still have to get back, better just to have a cup of tea eh !

After the ride, too knackered and starving to consider it.

The cyclists life I am afraid is one of frustration.

Cunobelin · Post by **Cunobelin** » 5 Apr 2008, 8:19am

Why bother with all the fumbling and mess?

Bicycles are better than women / men

http://www.progress.demon.co.uk/Adult_Fun/Why-Bicycle.html

*BEWARE* some "adult" references*

gilesjuk · Post by **gilesjuk** » 5 Apr 2008, 2:06pm

I hate all the cyclists who race around the streets at night making sounds like a Vauxhall nova fitted with a baked bean tin exhaust.

reohn2 · Post by **reohn2** » 5 Apr 2008, 4:44pm

glueman wrote:Mr Parris having a go at the folk scene. The fallout makes our threads look like models of brevity.

Heaven knows what he would make of a cycling folk singer

especially if he were caught dropping litter

.

PS Piano wire is too good for them!

Cunobelin · Post by **Cunobelin** » 6 Apr 2008, 7:56am

gilesjuk wrote:I hate all the cyclists who race around the streets at night making sounds like a Vauxhall nova fitted with a baked bean tin exhaust.

That will be the real ale swilling cyclists then?