Cyril Haearn wrote:Not sure if I might feel uneasy at Horrids, what class of people shop there?
Take them on a steam train to see Santa at the Watercress Line instead

Funny you should mention that....
Long, long ago, in the olden days of the early 80s, there was a six-day cycling event in, I seem to recall, Earls Court. Somewhere in that London, anyway. A few of us cycling club lads went to watch for a couple of days. It turned out to be a bit boring really, with the good bits interspersed with what seemed hours of tedious circling. Anyroadup ..
Two of us decided we would go to Harrods just to see how the other 0.01% lived. I must say it was a rather good people-watching event, with all sorts of posh-posing and verbal bursts that we peasants could only see as some sort of TV comedy programme, of the often sarcastic type mocking the posh that were about at the time.
After not very long we were spotted and hustled out by some sort of security fellow. Still, I remember it much more than any of the six-day stuff. I wonder if one could get in to people-watch now? I vaguely recall that Harrod dupes - I mean customers - are now vetted at the door somehow ....?
Cugel
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