What Has Made You Laugh Today ?

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tim-b wrote: 23 Aug 2022, 7:46am "Flock of cows" I shouted, pointing
"Herd of cows" came the reply from somewhere behind
"Of course I've heard of cows, there's a flock of them over there"
Someone will always take the bait!
:D Will put that one to good use.
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Friend of ours hurt his big toe.
He went to the Health Centre and saw the nurse who bandaged it up and said, "I will heal up in its own time."
I suggested that toes don't heel.

You had to be there to hear it. :wink:
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Mick F wrote: 23 Aug 2022, 3:18pm Friend of ours hurt his big toe.
He went to the Health Centre and saw the nurse who bandaged it up and said, "I will heal up in its own time."
I suggested that toes don't heel.

You had to be there to hear it. :wink:
Heel 'n toeing Mick ? You must be an old mini driver ! :)
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Less of the "old" eh?

Yes, had many a Mini over the years.
Vans, Saloons, Estates ................... :D
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Skeleton walked into the Tea Shop and said, "Can I have a mug of tea and a mop?"
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Mattheus
Humour comes in many forms and I don't remember anyone declaring the thread a politics free zone.

That said,I find the joke funny and in bad taste in equal measure,most humour is.

BTW,there's no one on the forum worse than yourself for hurling pointed insults around at other forum members,so a case of kettle calling pan IMHO.

PS,If you're offended so much why not apply to be a moderator,sounds as if it'd be right up your street.
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reohn2 wrote: 26 Aug 2022, 3:13pm Mattheus
Humour comes in many forms and I don't remember anyone declaring the thread a politics free zone.
That's easy to fix:
I declare this thread to henceforth be a politics-free zone: if you have a political point to discuss, please add it to one of the many threads already extant. (I have yet to see a topic here that is not already covered elsewhere - if you find one, let me know. Happy to help!)

There you go. Hope that helps! :) 👍
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mattheus wrote: 26 Aug 2022, 3:23pm
reohn2 wrote: 26 Aug 2022, 3:13pm Mattheus
Humour comes in many forms and I don't remember anyone declaring the thread a politics free zone.
That's easy to fix:
I declare this thread to henceforth be a politics-free zone: if you have a political point to discuss, please add it to one of the many threads already extant. (I have yet to see a topic here that is not already covered elsewhere - if you find one, let me know. Happy to help!)

There you go. Hope that helps! :) 👍
No it doesn't help :)
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I think that the mods have already been in and that image has been removed
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I bought a deaf sheep dog yesterday...
They're hard to come by
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tim-b wrote: 27 Aug 2022, 6:57am I bought a deaf sheep dog yesterday...
They're hard to come by
Bought a dog ? -- here you just get a dog.
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tim-b wrote: 27 Aug 2022, 6:50am I think that the mods have already been in and that image has been removed
Can't say I blame them.
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tim-b wrote: 27 Aug 2022, 6:57am I bought a deaf sheep dog yesterday...
They're hard to come by
:lol: :lol: :lol: like that one!
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