What Has Made You Laugh Today ?
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My new January-sales-bargainous wide-screen TV was delivered today. The volume control doesn't work, which I knew about...75% off RRP
I couldn't turn it down
I couldn't turn it down
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You were lucky, I got a refund because of non-delivery (from the same supplier presumably) as mine never turned up.
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This article in the newspaper...
Why is American chocolate so disgusting? You really don’t want to know...
It tastes like sawdust that’s been drowned in sugar and soaked with baby vomit – and I’ve finally discovered why!
S
(on the look out for Armageddon, on board a Brompton nano & ever-changing Moultons)
(on the look out for Armageddon, on board a Brompton nano & ever-changing Moultons)
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PARDON! .
At the last count:- Peugeot 531 pro, Dawes Discovery Tandem, Dawes Kingpin X3, Raleigh 20 stowaway X2, 1965 Moulton deluxe, Falcon K2 MTB dropped bar tourer, Rudge Bi frame folder, Longstaff trike conversion on a Giant XTC 840
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Rishi Runak wants everyone to study maths until they're 18. I only studied it until I was 16 and I don't think another 4 years would have made much difference.
'Give me my bike, a bit of sunshine - and a stop-off for a lunchtime pint - and I'm a happy man.' - Reg Baker
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“In some ways, it is easier to be a dissident, for then one is without responsibility.”
― Nelson Mandela, Long Walk to Freedom
― Nelson Mandela, Long Walk to Freedom
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One for the twitchers amongst us.
At the last count:- Peugeot 531 pro, Dawes Discovery Tandem, Dawes Kingpin X3, Raleigh 20 stowaway X2, 1965 Moulton deluxe, Falcon K2 MTB dropped bar tourer, Rudge Bi frame folder, Longstaff trike conversion on a Giant XTC 840
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'Give me my bike, a bit of sunshine - and a stop-off for a lunchtime pint - and I'm a happy man.' - Reg Baker
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^^^very good and so very true!
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"All we are not stares back at what we are"
W H Auden
"All we are not stares back at what we are"
W H Auden
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I like this, good on at least two different levels.
'Give me my bike, a bit of sunshine - and a stop-off for a lunchtime pint - and I'm a happy man.' - Reg Baker
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That's reminded me of an old favourite doing the rounds. The first one is particularly relevant:
Australian Worker nicknames
"Wicket keeper" - puts on gloves and stands back
"Harvey Norman" - 3 years no interest
"Grenade" - waiting for him to pull the pin
"Sensor light" - only works if someone walks past
"Blister" - appears when the hard work is done
"Showbag" - full of <i>[inappropriate word removed]</i>
"Seaweed" - floats around all day and stinks
"Lantern" - not very bright, and has to be carried
"Penguin" - always on the ice
"Deck chair" - always folds under pressure
"Tampon" - closest thing to a pussy
"2-stroke" - hard to get started, and always smokes
"Morphine" - slow moving dope
"Bushranger" - holds everyone up
And another that I like:
"Perth" - always 3hours behind everyone else
MODS: feel free to bowlderise if required!
Australian Worker nicknames
"Wicket keeper" - puts on gloves and stands back
"Harvey Norman" - 3 years no interest
"Grenade" - waiting for him to pull the pin
"Sensor light" - only works if someone walks past
"Blister" - appears when the hard work is done
"Showbag" - full of <i>[inappropriate word removed]</i>
"Seaweed" - floats around all day and stinks
"Lantern" - not very bright, and has to be carried
"Penguin" - always on the ice
"Deck chair" - always folds under pressure
"Tampon" - closest thing to a pussy
"2-stroke" - hard to get started, and always smokes
"Morphine" - slow moving dope
"Bushranger" - holds everyone up
And another that I like:
"Perth" - always 3hours behind everyone else
MODS: feel free to bowlderise if required!
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The human resources manager needs to sack the health and safety manager cos the human resources manager is sitting on a tank of gas.
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