A very uplifting experience.
What Has Made You Laugh Today ?
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At the last count:- Peugeot 531 pro, Dawes Discovery Tandem, Dawes Kingpin X3, Raleigh 20 stowaway X2, 1965 Moulton deluxe, Falcon K2 MTB dropped bar tourer, Rudge Bi frame folder, Longstaff trike conversion on a Giant XTC 840
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I knew an older chap once who have very saggy facial skin and so went for a face lift,I saw him some months later and he looked 20 years younger.
I remarked on the rather large spot in the middle of his forehead,he said "Oh that's my belly button,how do you like my tie"
I remarked on the rather large spot in the middle of his forehead,he said "Oh that's my belly button,how do you like my tie"
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"All we are not stares back at what we are"
W H Auden
"All we are not stares back at what we are"
W H Auden
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As the plastic surgeon said to Joan Collins - "If you have any more facelifts Miss Collins, you'll be wearing a goatee beard."reohn2 wrote: ↑15 Dec 2022, 9:07am I knew an older chap once who have very saggy facial skin and so went for a face lift,I saw him some months later and he looked 20 years younger.
I remarked on the rather large spot in the middle of his forehead,he said "Oh that's my belly button,how do you like my tie"
'Give me my bike, a bit of sunshine - and a stop-off for a lunchtime pint - and I'm a happy man.' - Reg Baker
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Same joke gender adjusted due to an open neck shirtpete75 wrote: ↑15 Dec 2022, 11:24pmAs the plastic surgeon said to Joan Collins - "If you have any more facelifts Miss Collins, you'll be wearing a goatee beard."reohn2 wrote: ↑15 Dec 2022, 9:07am I knew an older chap once who have very saggy facial skin and so went for a face lift,I saw him some months later and he looked 20 years younger.
I remarked on the rather large spot in the middle of his forehead,he said "Oh that's my belly button,how do you like my tie"
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"All we are not stares back at what we are"
W H Auden
"All we are not stares back at what we are"
W H Auden
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I was stood in the queue for the loos in M & S in Winchester the other day. I wasn’t prepared for a wait but there were only two cubicles and they were unisex. I was happily chatting away with some ladies after I noticed they were, like me, from the NE of England.
A few minutes after, this chap emerged from one doorway and commented thus;
“That was like visiting Santa when I was a child. You’re waiting for hours but you’re only sat down for a few seconds!”
A few minutes after, this chap emerged from one doorway and commented thus;
“That was like visiting Santa when I was a child. You’re waiting for hours but you’re only sat down for a few seconds!”
The older I get the more I’m inclined to act my shoe size, not my age.
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Aye burras any Geordie'll tell yuh, man, gaan t' the netty 's canny alreet when yeh burstin' or yuh gorra fud-babby wait'n'.peetee wrote: ↑16 Dec 2022, 10:07am I was stood in the queue for the loos in M & S in Winchester the other day. I wasn’t prepared for a wait but there were only two cubicles and they were unisex. I was happily chatting away with some ladies after I noticed they were, like me, from the NE of England.
A few minutes after, this chap emerged from one doorway and commented thus;
“That was like visiting Santa when I was a child. You’re waiting for hours but you’re only sat down for a few seconds!”
Cugel, from Cymru now, though, look you.
“Practical men who believe themselves to be quite exempt from any intellectual influence are usually the slaves of some defunct economist”.
John Maynard Keynes
John Maynard Keynes
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It's a bit like Chinese cookery - chop & marinate stuff for hours, cook it in 15 minutes and it's eaten in 10.
Have we got time for another cuppa?
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Just when you thought this grifter couldn't humiliate himself any more than he already has, there's this. THIS is what the big announcement was.
It's the same the whole world over
It's the poor what gets the blame
It's the rich what gets the pleasure
Isn't it a blooming shame?
It's the poor what gets the blame
It's the rich what gets the pleasure
Isn't it a blooming shame?
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Well, I'd be prepared to put my underpants on on top of my trousers for the $4.5 million he netted on the first issue.
Have we got time for another cuppa?
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On that note
She didn't like my next comment
" when you won't tell me it must have been --- too dear"
This arrived in the post -- the wife ordered it but she wasn't pleased with the quality for the price she paid. Also it was broken so I fixed it with some epoxy and asked how much she paid but she wouldn't tell me.She didn't like my next comment
" when you won't tell me it must have been --- too dear"
I am here. Where are you?
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Or
“Oh dear. Two, too dear deer, dear?”
“Oh dear. Two, too dear deer, dear?”
The older I get the more I’m inclined to act my shoe size, not my age.
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The old Lang sign