What Has Made You Laugh Today ?

[reohn2]

That's catist

[Mick F]

I bought a deaf sheep dog yesterday...
They're hard to come by

With ours, he's the first Border Collie we've owned that you can point the direction for him to go.
All the others - four before him - always looked at your finger.
He understands "This way!" or "Away!"

BTW, he cost £150 from a farm in Devon.

[Mike Sales]

Not exactly a laugh, but certainly a delighted snort.
Watching Saving Lives at Sea I heard the cox of the Thurso lifeboat say that, with a big tide and a strong wing opposing, the seas in the Pentland Firth can get "quite big".
The Admiralty Pilot book, not given to hyperbole, says, "the eddies and races give rise to extraordinarily violent and confused seas at times. ...extremely dangerous to small vessels which may become umanageable."
Highland reticence!

[tim-b]

We had a takeaway meal yesterday evening. I had the Chicken Tarka, like a Chicken Tikka but a little 'otter
Mrs B had the Chicken Pelikan, tasty, but there was a large bill

[reohn2]

We had a takeaway meal yesterday evening. I had the Chicken Tarka, like a Chicken Tikka but a little 'otter
Mrs B had the Chicken Pelikan, tasty, but there was a large bill

Very good I like

[Mick F]

Dinosaurs went extinct because they voted Tory.

[reohn2]

Dinosaurs went extinct because they voted Tory.

Ooo!naughty,naughty,you mentioned politics

[Mick F]

It made me laugh though!

[colin54]

We had a takeaway meal yesterday evening. I had the Chicken Tarka, like a Chicken Tikka but a little 'otter
Mrs B had the Chicken Pelikan, tasty, but there was a large bill

I went for the vegetarian option, but sadly found it rather dhal.

[Audax67]

We had a takeaway meal yesterday evening. I had the Chicken Tarka, like a Chicken Tikka but a little 'otter
Mrs B had the Chicken Pelikan, tasty, but there was a large bill

And to quote Billy Connolly, I vindaloo all day.

[mattheus]

We had a takeaway meal yesterday evening. I had the Chicken Tarka, like a Chicken Tikka but a little 'otter
Mrs B had the Chicken Pelikan, tasty, but there was a large bill

Excellent!

(The Tarka joke is an old favourite, but I don't think I'd heard of the Pelikan before ...)

[mattheus]

Dinosaurs went extinct because they voted Tory.

Ooo!naughty,naughty,you mentioned politics

Ooh you rebel, you! There's no telling YOU what to do, is there? Do you stick two fingers up behind policemen's backs? Please tell us some tales; we need escapism from our dull lives!

[Mick F]

We rarely - if ever - see a policeman or a policewoman.
If we ever do, we clap and smile!

We recon there are two here ...............but generally conspicuous by their absence.

Devon and Cornwall Police.
One each.

[Bonefishblues]

Mick's typo

[reohn2]

Mick's typo

He's a one is Mick,reconn'd all the bridges and all the churches now it's the bobbies,he may need to put some miles in to spot 'em both if there's only two,or could he have been conned by spotting the same bobby twice explaining the recon?