Bet you were glad the whole process didn’t involve re-entry.Mike Sales wrote: ↑22 Dec 2023, 8:08pmI did not move my bowels for a couple of months while in a hospital bed. The uncontrolled relief happened whilst I was asleep and dreaming! The nurses were unsympathetic, then and in general.Cowsham wrote: ↑19 Nov 2023, 11:11pm When I was in hospital with 7 broken ribs my workmates rang me. I mentioned constipation due to a mix of morphine, intravenous paracetomal, tea and toast, the conversation migrated to the possibility of a forceps delivery. I had almost broke the remaining ribs before I hung up the phone. Painful !
My dream involved the emergence of a multistage rocket. Eventually I realised from where it was emerging. Then I woke up.
What Has Made You Laugh Today ?
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The older I get the more I’m inclined to act my shoe size, not my age.
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The Nail in the Bannisters, by R. Stornoway.
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I am here. Where are you?
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Closer to crying than laughing.....
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Was that a clip from a satirical news programme?
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I think it's cut and pasted from the original good morning news program but when the comedian Rosie answers instead of the daft politician chap ( who it cuts to originally ) she is basically saying the same tripe but far more entertainingly. Pure genius.
Here's the original -- about 4 minuits in is where the video above starts --
https://youtu.be/B5MRH11EMSQ?feature=shared
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When you’ve had a long, difficult day, stood up the whole time and you can’t wait to get home and take your feet off.
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The price of of Olive oil.
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Popeye won't be happy about it
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"All we are not stares back at what we are"
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A new Amazon scam. My husband ordered some jewellery for me. Instead Amazon sent bicycle parts. Fortunately they all fitted his bikes.
'Give me my bike, a bit of sunshine - and a stop-off for a lunchtime pint - and I'm a happy man.' - Reg Baker
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"Buck teeth? She could eat an apple through a tennis racket." - Gregory Benford
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Spotted in the window of a shop called A Taste of Lithuania in Boston this morning.
In large, cut out letters:
PUCK FUTIN
In large, cut out letters:
PUCK FUTIN
It's the same the whole world over
It's the poor what gets the blame
It's the rich what gets the pleasure
Isn't it a blooming shame?
It's the poor what gets the blame
It's the rich what gets the pleasure
Isn't it a blooming shame?
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Yoga-mat: robotic device that grabs and twists yoga novices into the right positions.
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