Limer...icks for Autumn cyclists

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Happiness

Limer...icks for Autumn cyclists

Post by Happiness »

I wonder whether you have ever done joint effort Limericks?

I'll start you off with two lines and see if anybody can finish or contribute to a five line limerick.
No swears;

Tj's got a fix
On Raleigh Aveo's Cliques


Now you carry on.

Der derdle der
der derdle der
der derdle derdle dryx!


You may find a longer or shorter rhyme scheme,
'pending on wot you've got ta' say about raleigh Aveo, TJ or anything/body else for that matter.

Have laughs!

You may criticise other's efforts in prose if they are not nice.... or if you are not nice.

Happiness
Happiness

Re:Limer...icks for Autumn cyclists

Post by Happiness »

Composed to the rhythym of a bike
for a man with men's problems.

Did you hear about the surgeon who
would not cut caviar for sturgeon but when confronted with is fifth son's.... balls
Said "EeGad! My duty.... calls!"
and laid him on the kitchen table
just like the cabin boy
(and my neighbour)
of Mabel's famous phrase
and fable,
and now his son sings soprano,
with a 8ard on, ........to the stalls!
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