Does anyone know?

[Mossy]

I've just rejoined the CTC after a long lapse, and have now been sent a new membership card and club magazine........... 3 times! I wouldn't have minded so much but the magazines are all the same. I have had 1 card/magazine package every Friday fo the last 3 weeks!
Any suggestions as to what to do with the spares will be appreciated.

[Mossy]

Thanks Roadrunner, I hadn't thought of that!
Now, what should I do with the magazines!!!?

[braz]

Please wrap the magazines in Christmas paper and send them to J. Clarkson Esq, c/o the BBC. If he buys a bike his belly might get a bit smaller.

[gar]

Isn't there a nomenclature J Clarkson,Yob.
Rather than J Clarkson, Esq. Too much credence is not good.

[TJ]

Send them to Clarkson, rolled up tight.
Enclose a small jar of vaseline and a set of instructions. (I'm sure he'll work it out without the instructions though!)
Sorry, couldn't resist it!