Would you believe it

[harriedgary]

Yes, No, Never...

[harriedgary]

obviously a joke, but hopefully we all can laugh at it, as long as Clarkson doesn't see it and start plotting to turn it into reality. Else we'll all end up riding electric bikes

[harriedgary]

I like how the operative nonchalantly stands there looking as if to say, "Well if you want that piece of #### in the bin, wait your turn and we'll put it in shortly, stop pushing to the front all the time"

[harriedgary]

you've been warned:

"... A woman will never"

[harriedgary]

Cyclists show their intense distaste at having to promote an oil and gas producer that has made the highest profits in 115 years as millions of Britons struggle to pay energy bills