JohnW wrote:Ambermile wrote:JohnW wrote:
Today is back to 2008. The sparrows that vistit our garden have now all bought umbrellas.
(Just a not to all those who take everything I type as being po-faced serious - the umbrella bit is a joke - not true - intended to make you laugh).
You mean they stole them instead?
Well, I don't like to ask.
That's not as improbable as it sounds - after all, they don't pay for their wild bird seed, bread crusts, rice pudding left-overs etc, so maybe, just maybe, they have a free source of umbrellas. They fly off as soon as I try to ask them, so that could indicate a guilty conscience.
Now hang on there...it's one thing to suggest that sparrows are a bunch of freeloading, handout taking ...... umn....sparrows, but quite another to suspect them of petty larceny just because they refuse to answer questions. They have every right to fly off without a peep, what do you expect them to do....sing like canaries ?
