Now there's a coincidence !

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SimonCelsa wrote: 19 Sep 2025, 5:51pm
axel_knutt wrote: 19 Sep 2025, 4:22pm When I got this laptop I decided to give the voice recognition a try, and opened a Word file.

"Testing testing 123, so does this voice recognition stuff actually work, then" I said,

And up on the screen came:

"Testing testing 123, so does this voice recognition stuff actually work, then? Yes thank you"

Just as I was beginning to think I'd got a lippy computer, I realised it could hear the radio too.
Believe it or not a forum member with exactly the same moniker - axel_knutt - posted about an extremely similar occurrence back in May of this year on this exact forum, now that's a remarkable coincidence! :wink: :wink:
Can't be cos some of the words are different.
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Here you go!
Pretty much admission of guilt I would say.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g38jv8zzwo
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I’m inclined to think that some genuine coincidences happen, that some things that could be attributed to coincidence are something else, and that our electronic devices sometimes spy on us. I dislike and limit my use of popular free social media, as they say: “If you can’t see the price ticket it’s ‘cause you’re the product”.
Don’t fret, it’s OK to: ride a simple old bike; ride slowly, walk, rest and admire the view; ride off-road; ride in your raincoat; ride by yourself; ride in the dark; and ride one hundred yards or one hundred miles. Your bike and your choices to suit you.
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I am becoming concerned that my pencil sharpener is spying on me.

Or is paranoia setting in?
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Morzedec wrote: 28 Jan 2026, 3:28pm I am becoming concerned that my pencil sharpener is spying on me.

Or is paranoia setting in?
That depends on whether it is a purely mechanical one or one with any electrics / electronics in it. In this crazy world where our TV’s can listen in on us, etc., the ways of manipulating and monitoring people are constantly evolving.
Don’t fret, it’s OK to: ride a simple old bike; ride slowly, walk, rest and admire the view; ride off-road; ride in your raincoat; ride by yourself; ride in the dark; and ride one hundred yards or one hundred miles. Your bike and your choices to suit you.
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Burning question: how does one sharpen a pencil with a TV?

If this is in fact possible, ought I to rush out and buy one?
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Morzedec wrote: 28 Jan 2026, 4:37pm Burning question: how does one sharpen a pencil with a TV?

If this is in fact possible, ought I to rush out and buy one?
Strictly speaking, the sign should read- where Englishness ends.

Cornish,Welsh, Irish and Scottish are Britons.
English are the Germanic interlopers, the Angles, Saxons, Danes and Jutes etc.
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Don't blame me! I didn't put the sign up!
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Morzedec wrote: 28 Jan 2026, 5:39pm Don't blame me! I didn't put the sign up!
I know.
I'm just being facetious.
And...
I forgot the Bretons, of course.
Bretons=Britons who "emigrated when the Germanic tribes came and took all the deck chairs. :lol:
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jimlews wrote: 28 Jan 2026, 4:56pm
Morzedec wrote: 28 Jan 2026, 4:37pm Burning question: how does one sharpen a pencil with a TV?

If this is in fact possible, ought I to rush out and buy one?
Strictly speaking, the sign should read- where Englishness ends.

Cornish,Welsh, Irish and Scottish are Britons.
English are the Germanic interlopers, the Angles, Saxons, Danes and Jutes etc.
..I thought we were an autonomous collective......
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Jimlews - I am always enormously impressed by anyone who can spell facetious. Jolly well done!
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Morzedec wrote: 28 Jan 2026, 6:50pm Jimlews - I am always enormously impressed by anyone who can spell facetious. Jolly well done!
That's why we have dictionaries-to impress our friends :wink:
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jimlews wrote: 28 Jan 2026, 4:56pm
Morzedec wrote: 28 Jan 2026, 4:37pm Burning question: how does one sharpen a pencil with a TV?

If this is in fact possible, ought I to rush out and buy one?
Strictly speaking, the sign should read- where Englishness ends.

Cornish,Welsh, Irish and Scottish are Britons.
English are the Germanic interlopers, the Angles, Saxons, Danes and Jutes etc.
Quite so.
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jimlews wrote: 28 Jan 2026, 7:43pm
Morzedec wrote: 28 Jan 2026, 6:50pm Jimlews - I am always enormously impressed by anyone who can spell facetious. Jolly well done!
That's why we have dictionaries-to impress our friends :wink:
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And spel cheque. :wink:
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cycleruk wrote: 28 Jan 2026, 8:47pm
jimlews wrote: 28 Jan 2026, 7:43pm
Morzedec wrote: 28 Jan 2026, 6:50pm Jimlews - I am always enormously impressed by anyone who can spell facetious. Jolly well done!
That's why we have dictionaries-to impress our friends :wink:
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And spel cheque. :wink:
Oyez ! :D
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