Mike Sales wrote: 4 Mar 2026, 6:00pm
Stopping cyclists to tell them they should wear a helmet.
Yeah but... that's not illegal. They can "advise" to wear one but can't do anything if you're not wearing one.
What I want to know is, what's the daftest thing you could do where you can get fined or even jailed for doing it.
I'm asking Chat GPT
EDIT:
A boy was hanged in 1629 for stealing a silver spoon. John Dean, aged about 14.
Stuff like that went on back then, so I told Chat GPT to put a cutoff date of 1980 on it...
Justin Lamb – Theft of meat & mobile phone (2023). Crime value: Mostly meat, low‑value items. Sentence: 5 months in prison.
Really, that's "harsh"? A lot of people would agree with it. The justice system seems to be working.

We'll always be together, together on electric bikes...
We'll always be together, however far it seems.