Even if cycling was more expensive than driving, it would still be worth it to see the outrage on their fat, tired faces as you whisk past 20 or 30 vehicles and shoehorn yourself into a gap at the front.

It's hard to be this holy.
TheJollyJimLad wrote:A few years later, I had to get to a conference in a neighbouring town 4/5 miles away and cycled along the towpath that connects the two. I arrived to a lot of delegates fuming and moaning about local road works and congestion. I suddenly chipped in stating that I had to stop for some ducks (this was true - a duck and ducklings needed to waddle across the towpath to plop into the canal. This held me up for a very pleasant 30 seconds). The looks on their faces was something to behold.
I suddenly chipped in stating that I had to stop for some ducks (this was true - a duck and ducklings needed to waddle across the towpath to plop into the canal. This held me up for a very pleasant 30 seconds)
[XAP]Bob wrote:TheJollyJimLad wrote:A few years later, I had to get to a conference in a neighbouring town 4/5 miles away and cycled along the towpath that connects the two. I arrived to a lot of delegates fuming and moaning about local road works and congestion. I suddenly chipped in stating that I had to stop for some ducks (this was true - a duck and ducklings needed to waddle across the towpath to plop into the canal. This held me up for a very pleasant 30 seconds). The looks on their faces was something to behold.
Isn't it interesting that we tend to get held up by things that make us smile, motorists wouldn't smile if they were held up by a bloke giving away gold bullion.
EdinburghFixed wrote:I mainly cycle because someone needs to keep motorists in their place. Why, yesterday I duelled a chap in a black Ford Focus for almost 3 miles until I left him, crushed and demoralised, at the back of another queue.
Even if cycling was more expensive than driving, it would still be worth it to see the outrage on their fat, tired faces as you whisk past 20 or 30 vehicles and shoehorn yourself into a gap at the front.
It's hard to be this holy.
ianr1950 wrote:[XAP]Bob wrote:Isn't it interesting that we tend to get held up by things that make us smile, motorists wouldn't smile if they were held up by a bloke giving away gold bullion.
What assumptions are being made here.
Georgezippybungle wrote:I agree with many of the above answers but another thing that crosses my mind when I cycle is that most "normal people" - we all know them, just don't consider it as a useful means of transport, it involves effort, the majority of the population is inherently lazy, it's why we have an obesity problem. So many cannot imagine leaving their house not behind the wheel of their car. They just copy everyone else.
I am a bit eccentric and just don't want to conform. Therefore I cycle everywhere (within reason) despite having the option of motorised transport on my drive. It also means I can indulge my cake and beer habit.
Jamesy wrote:In 1996, I suffered a complete mental breakdown due to pressure of work. I was unable to work for 4 years. I started cycling again in 1999 and the exercise coupled with the joy of cycling with a group of like-minded, positive, genuine people, completed my rehabilitation. I've cycled nearly every day since.