As a toddler I used my brother's pedal car and had a scoot along toy of my own. I am told I wore the plastic wheels through on it.
I learnt to balance on two wheels on my 4th birthday and for an often clumsy child, I was a natural. I was restricted as to how far I was allowed to go on my little bike as there was a fairly steep hill not far from the house. A bit before I was 7 we moved to a modern house in a cul de sac and I was bought a 'proper bike', a Halfords Gemini 44 small wheel bike (a bit like a RSW).

For Christmas 1979 I was given a brand new Raleigh Arena bike (cost £86!).

I loved that bike and it seemed such a progression from the Gemini. I went over the handlebars when I was showboating; cycling really quickly through the housing estate I live(d) in and didn't raise the pedal fast enough as I went hammering in to a bend. Result: concussion and a suspected fractured skull. Even now, almost 35 years on I have no recollection of the accident. The first decent length ride I did was about 1980 on this bike and was from Swansea to Port Eynon on the Gower for a church camping trip.
Christmas 1982 brought a Viscount Sprint, a 12 speed touring bike, cost £136 (the Raleigh Arena was part exchanged for £36). As a then 13 year old I was fairly amazingly tall. The bike had a 25" frame. I think we were sold in to that on the basis of I would grow in to it. I'm not sure I ever did. I loved that bike and it felt so so grown up. I rode it lots and did a couple of longer rides on it. I remember aged 16 or so doing Penarth to Swansea. I kept it a surprisingly long time.
I passed my driving test in November 1986 and I guess that I was so excited to drive that I pretty much forgot about cycling. It probably carried on at a much lower level. I went away to Uni in south London and from 1988 to 1991 I probably didn't cycle at all.
I was persuaded to do the London to Brighton bike ride and started cycling again to get fit for it. I remember cycling around south London (Woolwich, Plumstead especially)
Sadly I don't remember what happened to the Viscount but I have very fond memories of it. At the time I did the London to Brighton ride there seemed to be a new type of cyclist; the mountain bikers. I remember pushing my bike up the latter half of Ditchling beacon whilst being amazed at a very big man determinedly slogging away on his MTB determined not to be beaten by the hill or people on racers and tourers. He pulled so hard on the handlebars that his stem snapped. I avoided MTBs until 2012 because of him!
1991 saw me return to south Wales and I bought a Raleigh Record Sprint. This was an amazing thing after the Viscount and it spurred me on to do some day rides. I think I used to manage Penarth-Southerndown return (56 miles) in 2h45m. A spell travelling in 1992 and part of 1993 got in the way of cycling which was compounded by a move to London in 1994.
I think I bought new bikes in 1994 and 2001 and managed not to ride them more than a couple of times.
I bought a Carrera TDf in 2007 determined to lose some weight and enjoyed a couple of rides. On one ride, I met my then partner at a local park but she had not kept the dog (a greyhound) under control and the dog bolted to meet me and I was left with my confidence shattered and some really bad aches and a fair few cuts.
About the same time I bought a folding bike on ebay so I could cycle to and from the station so I could stop driving 75 miles a day. The folder was awful and it never got ridden more than once or twice.
I started doing contract work in late 2007 and my daily commute rose to almost 150miles and cycling was forgotten altogether. In 2010 I moved to Rugby to cut my then 200 mile daily commute and shortly afterwards bought a Brompton M3L. This was a revelation as it was so good (comparatively) to ride and just so handy. Finding some friends to cycle with, I started to cycle for pleasure again. I began to find that I wasn't enjoying riding the Brompton as my mileage was increasing. One particular memory is that of cycling from Bridgend to Penarth with a friend who was in training for a triathlon. I was finding it very hard going but I still almost managed to pass someone on a time trial

In 2011 I moved back to south Wales and spent six months living in Travelodges in the week for work. The Brompton came into its own and saved me from madness.
I was spurred on to buy a Dawes Clubman which proved to be an amazing bike. For no reason other than n+1 I persuaded myself to buy a Kona hybrid as well. This was joined by a Specialized Hard Rock MTB.
I have since sold the Clubman and built a Croix de Fer frame up as an audax/light touring bike. The Kona was sold to a friend, who sold it back to me, then I sold it on to another friend and it was stolen recently

I still have the Brompton and Hard Rock.
2012 had some training on Newport Velodrome
2013 saw me doing 2 night rides and I hope I can do the Dunwich Dynamo in 2014.
I love cycling and cycling culture and am doing my best to walk or cycle for shorter journeys. My car is a thirsty petrol sports car so it makes eco and financial sense even if people do seem astonished that I often prefer to cycle
I want to go cycle touring in 2014. I am hampered by chronic fatigue/ME and have not yet managed to cycle more than 200 miles in a summer week without needing to take to my bed for days to recover
N+1 is nagging away at me and I have spotted some decent deals on 2013 Raleigh SP Comp (carbon race bike)
Ooops, war and peace. sorry
Edited to include other people's photos of similar bikes