Twenty questions - strange noise

[NATURAL ANKLING]

Hi,
Huh...I thought spoke before my last post, just could'nt think that it would make a noise you found hard to diagnose.
Also thought broken axel but it would'nt neccesarily show up not as a noise anyway.
Had a squeek on the front when when I stopped kept looking and looking, speed sensitive, dry rubber axel seal.
Off touring got five miles and a rubbing noise, thought brake related so disconected it , took a while and could'nt ride it with cable off without noise
Split rim, cured and made ridable home by deflating tyre

[gaz]

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[661-Pete]

Err, did you read the rules?

Errrrmmm.... yes and no.

Reminds me of the old radio panel game of the same name as the thread title, chaired by Kenneth Horne (yes, he of Round the Horne). They always had on the show a guest celeb., reading out the clues incognito, and halfway through the show the panellists had to guess the celeb's identity by the usual twenty-questions method.

The very first question was, naturally, "male or female?". If Kenneth was in one of his more mischievous moods, he could very easily just answer "yes". But he generally took pity on the hapless questioner...