German sausage is wurstHe’d gone from Bard to verse…
Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
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There's a misspelling in there. Shakespeare had a massive drink problem and was banned from every one of Stratford's inns, hence "the barred"He’d gone from Bard to verse…
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The Greek Economy is so bad...
they've had to cut production of houmus and taramasalata.
It's a double-dip recession.
they've had to cut production of houmus and taramasalata.
It's a double-dip recession.
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I've broken my relationship with a tennis player off, love meant nothing to her
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The ghost of Christmas past walks into a bar, the barman says:
“Sorry, we don’t serve spirits.”
“Sorry, we don’t serve spirits.”
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Snowman says to another snowman, "Can you smell carrots?"
The second snowman replied, "No, but I can taste coal"
The second snowman replied, "No, but I can taste coal"
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After 32 years of excellent service my clothes-horse has finally broken and collapsed
It’s the end of an airer.
It’s the end of an airer.
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Van Gogh marked the end of an era.
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I’ve just completed a PhD in palindromes.
You can now call me Dr Awkward
You can now call me Dr Awkward
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It seems that birthdays are good for your health.
Extensive Government studies, costing billions, have shown that people who have more birthdays live the longest.
Extensive Government studies, costing billions, have shown that people who have more birthdays live the longest.
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I don't know if this is clean because I don't get it. It was in Private Eye recently
Not only did it go over my head, but it's now on its own head
Not only did it go over my head, but it's now on its own head
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Yes, I think it's clean. It's to do with magnetismthirdcrank wrote: ↑23 Feb 2023, 4:29pm I don't know if this is clean because I don't get it. It was in Private Eye recently
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Not only did it go over my head, but it's now on its own head