Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
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The 'new' one is mildly amusing.
The Dave Allen sketch is best left in 70s where it belongs.
The Dave Allen sketch is best left in 70s where it belongs.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy and the other’s a little lighter.
One is really heavy and the other’s a little lighter.
We'll always be together, together on electric bikes.
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Every time my bike hurts me, I punch it right back.
It’s a vicious cycle.
It’s a vicious cycle.
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I wrote a book about reverse psychology. Don't buy it.
We'll always be together, together on electric bikes.
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Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
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An oldy but a goldy
"I can read your mind --- oh yes I can"
"I can read your mind --- oh yes I can"
I am here. Where are you?
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I just seen a dyslexic Yorkshireman.
He had a cat flap on his head.
He had a cat flap on his head.
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If you ride too far from civilization you have the choice of safety or a meal for the energy to get home.
I am here. Where are you?