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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Posted: 1 Mar 2021, 9:05am
by Cowsham
Mike Sales wrote:Is there something fishy about this row in the SNP?
Ask Alexa
Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Posted: 1 Mar 2021, 6:43pm
by Mick F
Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Posted: 1 Mar 2021, 8:25pm
by Cowsham
Alex is bloody dear £7.11 /portion or £85.28 / Fish
Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Posted: 7 Mar 2021, 8:08pm
by Debs
The Hunchback of Notre Dame retired today.
He received two years Back Pay, a Lump Sum, and a Case of Bells.
Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Posted: 15 Mar 2021, 12:05pm
by Debs
Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Posted: 17 Mar 2021, 5:18pm
by kwackers
Thought for today:
If you're not meant to drink WD40, why does it come with a straw?
Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Posted: 18 Mar 2021, 2:23pm
by Cowsham
kwackers wrote:Thought for today:
If you're not meant to drink WD40, why does it come with a straw?
Me Da always called it a stroup pronounced like soup with a tr in.
"What did ye day wey the stroup for me wd40"
Just looked it up and that's what it is -- a pipe or spout of eg kettle watering can etc. Even windpipe -- probably came from Norse or Viking language. Used a lot in Scotland I believe.
Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Posted: 19 Mar 2021, 3:11pm
by Mick F
So what's struper then?
Mrs Mick F makes apple struper.
Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Posted: 20 Mar 2021, 10:57am
by Cowsham
Mick F wrote:So what's struper then?
Mrs Mick F makes apple struper.
Never heard of it -- anything like a strudel?
Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Posted: 20 Mar 2021, 11:35am
by Mick F
It's a fruit jelly for spreading on toast, and it's made from apples and honey.
Quite nice.
Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Posted: 20 Mar 2021, 2:01pm
by kwackers
Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Posted: 21 Mar 2021, 1:22pm
by kwackers
Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Posted: 23 Mar 2021, 8:52pm
by Debs
Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Posted: 24 Mar 2021, 8:40am
by tatanab
Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Posted: 25 Mar 2021, 7:30pm
by Debs
Do not trust atoms, they make up everything.