Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Posted: 25 Mar 2021, 7:33pm
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
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Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Posted: 29 Mar 2021, 6:24am
Debs wrote:
Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Posted: 29 Mar 2021, 7:03pm
Know why lots of people are getting the Astra injection? Well, apparently, they were going to approve the Golf injection but people were suffering smelly emissions.
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Posted: 31 Mar 2021, 11:48am
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Posted: 31 Mar 2021, 6:58pm
White horse walks into a bar. The barman says "we've got a whisky named after you". White horse says, "what Eric".
Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Posted: 10 Apr 2021, 5:35pm
Why are pirates bad men
Cos they ARRRRR
Cos they ARRRRR
Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Posted: 11 Apr 2021, 6:32pm
Two neighbouring farmers commiserating over the bad harvest.
"You know, my wheat crop was so poor I had to harvest it with scissors."
"You think you've got problems?! I had to lather my field and shave it."
"You know, my wheat crop was so poor I had to harvest it with scissors."
"You think you've got problems?! I had to lather my field and shave it."
Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Posted: 9 May 2021, 10:37am
Attention please!
Could all those that have turned up for yodelling lessons today,
please stand to my right and form an orderly orderly orderly queue…
Could all those that have turned up for yodelling lessons today,
please stand to my right and form an orderly orderly orderly queue…
Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Posted: 9 May 2021, 10:56am
The least funny cartoon I've seen recently is in the current Private Eye.
It's based on the famous painting by Édouard Manet Le Déjeuner sur l'herbe but the caption is "Le Déjeuner sur l'herbe. Avec le wasp" and the picnickers are behaving as they might if disturbed by a wasp. If there's anything funny there, it went straight over my head. (NB For anybody who doesn't know, le wasp is not French for the wasp.)
Here's an old post about the painting
viewtopic.php?p=36929#p36929
It's based on the famous painting by Édouard Manet Le Déjeuner sur l'herbe but the caption is "Le Déjeuner sur l'herbe. Avec le wasp" and the picnickers are behaving as they might if disturbed by a wasp. If there's anything funny there, it went straight over my head. (NB For anybody who doesn't know, le wasp is not French for the wasp.)
Here's an old post about the painting
viewtopic.php?p=36929#p36929
Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Posted: 11 May 2021, 7:36am
A mortorist and her husband were checking their vehicle before the mot test
Headlights? Working!
Brake Lights? Working!
Indicators? Working! Not working! Working! Not Working!..
Headlights? Working!
Brake Lights? Working!
Indicators? Working! Not working! Working! Not Working!..
Re: Funniest clean joke I've heard recently
Posted: 11 May 2021, 8:34pm
Never criticise someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes,
that way when you do criticise you will be far enough away for them to not hear you.
that way when you do criticise you will be far enough away for them to not hear you.