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I had my first cycling dream last night! Not about anything nicely bike related just my bottle dynamo failing. When I went to investigate I opened up the bottle (rather like opening a door) and then it went all tardis like and was full of huge components arranged rather like milk bottles in a fridge door.

So Dr Shrink, what does this mean?

I think you have deep, repressed feelings about your Muller.

jocks wrote:I think you have deep, repressed feelings about your Muller.

Actually my Axa - Oh! No! I'm an axe murderer

if your mind can generate ideas like that, you need to be LED to the doctors at first light.

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On reflection it appears that you're a little wired at the moment,a full consultation would involve the trickcyclist to Axa some questions which could generate ideas in turn shedding some light on the problem,this of course could result in a battery of answers which would flash before you're eyes and reveal watt treatment is required.
I don't think the patient has any psychopathic tendences(unless there is a distinct urge to ride on footpaths)
That said I think the patient should refrain from looking into bright lights (which upset the balance causing a fall < this attire is advised if the urge is overwhelming)or refrain from peering into any bottles,refridgeraters,police call boxes or indeed any aparatus with intricate workings such as Swiss watches,gearing mechanisms etc.

For a further in depth consultation PM me, charges are £150 per hour+vat .

PS it is most likely you're mothers fault.

Perhaps it just means going easy on the Stilton before you go to bed!